Big brother probably thinks I’m gay.

In my recent flourish of not realizing what is happening until much later, I'm thinking that the big brother organization probably thinks I'm gay due to an interview I gave them earlier this week.

As I've told some of you, and made some of you fill out paperwork for, I've been going through the process to become a big brother, or their outrageously stupid name for it- big (I wasn't aware I was inducting a kid into an f'n fraternity). It's pretty lengthy, as it should be, and I went in for like the 7th step of the process which is a long interview about all sorts of stuff, trying to match an adult (hehe, I'm an adult) with a child and probably the continual look out for pedophiles.

They asked about how I felt about homosexuality. I just said that I felt it was perfectly ok, but I think I paused too long before answering and might have had what could be interpreted as a smirk on my face when I said it.

Then they asked me about my 'dating patterns'. I just stared at the girl interviewing until she explained what she meant. She asked if I had a girlfriend and if I dated. I laughed and said that I didn't have a girlfriend (I can imagine how that would be funny to a gay man) and that I didn't really date because I just got out of a relationship.

And then she asked about what I like to do for fun, if I went to clubs or anything. I told her I'd go do stuff occasionally but I wasn't about to go dancing at the Odyssey (local gay club, also the only club in Winston).

Based on their overall conservative appearance, I'm not sure what that means.