Short Reviews

I was looking through my facebook movie ratings to see which ones I marked highly and noticed that a lot of my 1 or 2 line reviews were worth reading. So I figure I'll throw 10 or so down every now and again to archive them.


Film: School of Rock
Rating: 3 of 5 stars
Review: I'm a Jack Black fan, just not of his comedy, which is pretty much just monkey sounds and movements. This one isn't so bad, though.


Film: The longest yard
Rating: 2 of 5 stars
Review: I only watched it because I had heard they mentioned ASU. I regret my decision.


Film: American Pie
Rating: 1 of 5 stars
Review: It might have been funny when I was 15 and an idiot.



Film: Meet the Fockers
Rating: .5 of 5 stars
Review: I watched this for a film class. Otherwise, I would have scoffed and moved on after watching meet the parents. This was worse.


Film: Spiderman 3
Rating: 1.5 of 5 stars
Review: I'm pretty sure this is a joke.



Film: Lord of the Rings: Return of the King
Rating: 3 of 5 stars
Review: Gets major points for shooting on location instead of using CGI bullshit.



Film: The Ring
Rating: 1 of 5 stars
Review: I barely remember watching this. But I remember being bored.


Film: Ace Ventura
Rating: 1.5 of 5 stars
Review: Sorry Jim Carrey, you are not Jerry Lewis. Sorry Jerry Lewis, you aren't funny.


Film: Braveheart
Rating: 3.5 of 5 stars
Review: Had me shouting FREEDOM at inappropriate times for 2 weeks.

Film: Hitch
Rating: 1.5 of 5 stars
Review: It's a chick flick in disguise. You tricked me Will Smith and Kevin James!